Caught on security camera:
Valentino Arteaga, aka King CrakkALok himself, smuggling a Four Loko into a venue.
Support musicians who get Loko’d Out:
Who needs a spare tire? Chances are I am going to face more emergencies that call for a Four Loko. If I happen to get a flat, I’ll just get Loko’d out and pull the thing home!
Four loko memorial…this is why I fucking love New York
The sad part is, this pretty much embodies everything Four Loko is all about, right down to the cheap, booty-shaking hooker.
Sigh.
“R.I.P. Four Loko” ? I THINK NOT.
Wtf, Four Loko didn’t die. If you’re talking about Limewire - that’s a different story but anyways…
It’s planned that, that shit’s gonna be back on the shelves by NEXT MONTH because the only reason they took it off in the first place is the irregular amount of caffeine in it. How do I know ? The Budweiser or Champion company or whoever the hell manufactures that shit told my family since we own a small store.
Truth is, it’s not going anywhere.
But PHUSION is taking the Taurine, Guarna and Caffeine out of it. So basically you just need to chug a Monster energy drink right along side of your Loko to get the same effect.
Well shit, thank heaven’s someone remembered the Seafoam breese Yankee Candle. How on earth would you even begin to disguise the smell of certain death without them?
First person to send me this shirt will get directions to my secret Four Lok-easy, and a free Four Loko.
This is not a joke.
For all of you ravenous teenagers who are hungry for my identity, pay close attention to the beginning of this video.
You can thank YEAH! Films for capturing me on a good day. Man, I am looking quite dashing, if I do say so myself. Check out that deep, rich tan! That Four Loko sure does a body right.
I would like to take this time to recap my long thanksgiving weekend.
Starting with Wednesday which I went to go see dj Pauly D, the flyer for this show was false advertisement dj Pauly D is not “one of the u.s’s most sought after dj’s” he is definitely a jabronie and sucks, if i wanted to listen to the radio I would’ve went into my car. BUT i did sit on his lap (drunk confidence) I just didnt get the part where I wasn’t allowed to take any photo’s with him and the security took my camera and told me I couldn’t come back into the room. Kinetic afterwards was the debut of Terror Cats (mikulwing&lefonz) lots of hippies :) The rest of the night I can’t really remember because gin was involved.
Thanksgiving I went to a loft party in Pilsen which was pretty fun. :)
Friday we had a sleep over party at the Bird House (laura&katwings house) which was a lot of fun. Taboo, hookah, friendship bracelets and wizardstick(fourloko+9beers) pretty much summed up the night.
Saturday was Die Tonight at Beauty Bar the theme this month was die pilgrim die. It wasn’t as crowded but still a good time. Pretty disappointed with Chicago’s lack of appreciation for dubstep.
SUM UP OF MY WEEKENDDDDD
Pauly D and disgracing the original inhabitants of this fine country?
Blame Four Loko.
